Postal 2 I Should Buy A Boat < VALIDATED ✧ >

Not for fishing. Not for “relaxation.” I need it to park in my driveway, fill with gasoline, and use as a mobile fortress for when the National Guard shows up at 6 PM. Also, I heard you can run over Gary Coleman with a boat. On land. That’s the kind of freedom this town doesn’t understand.

I need a boat.

Here’s an interesting, in-character “post” for Postal 2 , channeling the game’s signature tone of mundane violence and absurd logic: Posted by: The Dude (Aisle 3, not on fire… yet) postal 2 i should buy a boat

So yeah. I’m skipping the errands. The bank’s on fire anyway. I’m taking my shovel, my last stick of dynamite, and that one severed head that still winks at me, and I’m walking to the marina. Not for fishing