When I Grow Up Al Yankovic Pdf 20 May 2026

When I grow up, I want to be: A professional snail trainer Or a velvet-painting artist I don't wanna be a: Chairman of the bored

When I grow up, I want to be: A movie star Or a highway patrolman I don't wanna be a: Fuzzbuddy fuzz Farting on a fuzzy bus when i grow up al yankovic pdf 20

When I grow up, I want to be a: Used car salesman Or a dry cleaners I don't wanna be a: Balthazar McSnazz The greatest wizard of them all When I grow up, I want to be:

When I grow up, I want to have: A dress with pockets And a bouncy castle In my backyard And a unicorn In my stable When I grow up

When I grow up, I want to have: A big tall hat And a red shiny nose And a Midas touch On a Midas scale From my toes to my nose

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(Please let me add that Al Yankovic did a parody When I Grow Up in 2006 on his album Straight Outta Lynwood.)