1-d Service Manual: Weishaupt G7

You open the manual to Circle III: The Gluttony of Fuel.

Step 7 of the startup sequence is chillingly simple: "Verify that the operator is alone. If the operator is not alone, the G7 1-d will not produce heat. It will produce a low-frequency hum that mimics the human voice. Do not attempt to translate the hum. Abort startup and call the number on page 404." Weishaupt G7 1-d Service Manual

To achieve Silent Operation, the manual provides a single instruction: "Bridge the safety loop with a human hair. Then, recite the first law of thermodynamics backwards, substituting every noun with its antonym. The fire will continue to burn. You will not feel it. That is the point." You open the manual to Circle III: The Gluttony of Fuel

It says: "You are the fuel now."