“He’s already moving to Stage two: Anger,” she noted.

“Welcome to the weirdest audition of your life,” said the avocado. His voice was surprisingly deep. “I’m Gerald. I handle ‘vibes.’ Please, have a seat on the couch.”

That’s how I, Marcus Cole, a semi-employed actor with a resume thin as rice paper, ended up in a part of Hollywood that smelled like stale cigars and broken dreams. The address led to a warehouse behind a laundromat. No sign. Just a red door.

“Password?”

Weirdest-audition-ever-backroom-casting-couch Review

“He’s already moving to Stage two: Anger,” she noted.

“Welcome to the weirdest audition of your life,” said the avocado. His voice was surprisingly deep. “I’m Gerald. I handle ‘vibes.’ Please, have a seat on the couch.” weirdest-audition-ever-backroom-casting-couch

That’s how I, Marcus Cole, a semi-employed actor with a resume thin as rice paper, ended up in a part of Hollywood that smelled like stale cigars and broken dreams. The address led to a warehouse behind a laundromat. No sign. Just a red door. “He’s already moving to Stage two: Anger,” she noted

“Password?”


¹Cyclops™ Safety Cameras Updates and Cyclops™ Real-Time Updates are included for: Garmin Drive 51/52, Garmin DriveSmart 51/61/55/65, Garmin DriveAssist 51, Garmin DriveLuxe 51, zūmo 396/346, dēzl 780/785, Camper 780/785, DashCam 45/46/55/56/65/66, DashCam Tandem.
²Safety Zones only.