Season 4: The Golden Girls -

The whole bar goes silent. JULIAN panics.

Now, just wait a cotton-pickin’ minute— The Golden Girls - Season 4

The real Devereaux ruby was sold by George’s great-uncle in a poker game in 1958. He replaced it with this fake to save face. The fake was then stolen by a jewel thief known as “The Sicilian Squirrel.” The whole bar goes silent

The girls look at each other. Reluctantly, they start pulling money from their purses. He replaced it with this fake to save face

I don’t have five hundred dollars! I just spent my last savings on a new waterbed. The old one deflated during a… vigorous evening.

Don’t make a thing of it. Just promise that the next time you find “true love,” you’ll run a background check on his family jewels first. Act Three: The Rusty Anchor. Night.

(to Eddie) You fool. You absolute fool. We have a Sicilian, a Norwegian who once argued with a gravy boat, and a Southern belle who has outmaneuvered three husbands and countless city inspectors. You never stood a chance. Final Scene: The Kitchen. Late Night.