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We laughed because we recognized ourselves. The anxiety, the sweaty palms, the inability to talk to Jules. That was the human condition. As smartphones became ubiquitous, the Superbad Index began to drop. Why? Because the need for Superbad-style chaos evaporated.

In 2007, the SBI was at a baseline . This represented a society where social failure was analog. When Fogell gets robbed at gunpoint by a career criminal named "Dirt," his response isn't to post about it on Reddit. It is to stand there, holding a fake ID that says "McLovin," and pee his pants. superbad index

But we made a mistake. We thought the index was dead. We were wrong. It was just incubating. The pandemic broke the Superbad Index. We laughed because we recognized ourselves

And right now, the Superbad Index is flashing a signal so extreme that we need to talk about it. To understand the index, we have to go back to the source code. Superbad (directed by Greg Mottola, produced by Judd Apatow) was released on August 17, 2007. The iPhone was released six weeks later. As smartphones became ubiquitous, the Superbad Index began

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We are currently witnessing a reverse of the Superbad dynamic. In the movie, Evan is terrified of saying "I love you" to his crush, but he eventually does it. Today, Gen Z has invented the "situationship"—a relationship so devoid of definition that it makes Evan's awkwardness look like Casanova-level confidence.

Named after the 2007 coming-of-age masterpiece Superbad , the SBI measures the ratio of analog awkwardness to digital confidence in the average male aged 16 to 34. In layman’s terms: