--- Shahd Fylm Angus Thongs And Perfect Snogging 2008 Mtrjm File

— Georgia xxx P.S. Angus the cat just walked over my notebook and sat on the “lip balm” section. That’s a sign. Probably.

Here’s a short piece written in the spirit of Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging (2008), channeling the voice of Georgia Nicolson—diary entries, dramatic teen angst, and all—plus a nod to “mtrjm” (mate, ready, join) as a call to assemble the Ace Gang. Operation Perfect Snog (MTRJM Edition) --- shahd fylm Angus Thongs And Perfect Snogging 2008 mtrjm

Then Jas, who is secretly a genius disguised as a girl who collects ceramic frogs, said: “What if we reverse-engineer it? We spy on couples who are good snoggers and take notes.” — Georgia xxx P

Right. Listen. My life is officially over. More over than Mum’s attempt to serve “gourmet” cat-food pâté on crackers for Dad’s work do. Probably

I’ve filled three pages of my notebook:

Subject: MTRJM Message: EMERGENCY. SNOGGING CRISIS. Meet in my shed in 10. Bring lip gloss and honesty.