I won’t link to anything here. But if you know where to look for old scene releases (think: private trackers with a focus on German cinema, or Usenet archives from 2009), search for the exact string: Schatz.Es.Tut.Gar.nicht.Weh.104.DVDRip.x264-wor . The file size is ~700MB. The checksum is often wrong. Play it in VLC with deinterlacing on.
The file is a —a relic from the transitional era (late 2000s) when scene groups were moving from massive VOB files to elegant, compressed x264 MKVs. The video is non-anamorphic, interlaced in places, with burned-in German subtitles for the 10% of dialogue that’s in Turkish (the grandmother’s subplot). It looks like it was ripped from a promo DVD that came with a German film magazine. The bitrate is modest, but the grain feels intentional—like watching a memory degrade. Schatz.Es.Tut.Gar.nicht.Weh.104.DVDRip.x264-wor...
If you’ve never heard of it, you’re not alone. A quick search reveals almost nothing in English. The German film registry lists it as a 2002 low-budget dramedy, directed by (her only feature, sadly). It never saw a theatrical release outside of a handful of art houses in Berlin and Hamburg. I won’t link to anything here