Sam And Cat Matthew Direct

(flips to another page) Under “odd skills” — I once ate a whole raw potato for a dare. Does that count?

(gasp) No feathers?! What about tickle fights? sam and cat matthew

Uh, no. I’m Matthew. I’m here about the roommate ad? (flips to another page) Under “odd skills” —

I actually made a pros and cons chart. (Opens binder — it’s color-coded.) Pro: I’m good at math, so I can split the rent to the cent. Con: I’m allergic to feathers. So… pillow fights are out. sam and cat matthew

(smirks) Welcome to the bunker, Matthew. You’re in charge of garbage duty and not crying when I throw a fork at your head for fun.