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And that’s how the CEO of a Fortune 500 company ended up kneeling on a bath mat, fully clothed, feeding his wife chocolate-covered strawberries while she explained—very slowly—that the only quarterly report that mattered tonight was the one on her mood.

She smirked. Reverse psychology—oldest trick in the wife playbook. -RealWifeStories- Moriah Mills - Bubble Bath Bo...

She blew a cluster of foam off her palm. Derrick loosened his tie. And that’s how the CEO of a Fortune

The door cracked open. Derrick stood there, phone still pressed to his ear, eyes wide. Moriah didn’t flinch. She just tilted her head and mouthed: Hang up. phone still pressed to his ear

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Aloha! I’m Kris Bordessa, author, hobby farmer, gardener, chicken wrangler, and eternal experimenter.

If you’re ready to shake up your pantry routine and shift from boxed to homemade, be sure to check out my latest project, Attainable Sustainable Pantry (National Geographic Books).

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My earlier book, Attainable Sustainable: The Lost Art of Self-Reliant Living (also from National Geographic Books) was awarded the best how-to book of 2020 by the American Society of Journalists and Authors.

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Here at Attainable Sustainable, I encourage readers to embrace a more self-reliant lifestyle, one small step at a time.