Pooping Dog Script -

(deadpan) Yep. There it is. Right on my neighbor’s prized begonias. (sighs, pulls out a bag) This is love. This is what love looks like.

Yes! Good boy! Finally—

Buster squats. Jamie holds breath. After three seconds— Pooping Dog Script

Buster stands up. Nothing happened. He trots toward a bush. (deadpan) Yep

You’re lucky you’re cute.

Don’t look at me when you do it. That’s weird. Pooping Dog Script