Mydrunkenstar - Vicky - Drunk Fashion Show Direct

If you’re gonna wear stilettos while three sheets to the wind, just commit. Fall like you meant it. Own the chaos.

Started with two vodka sodas and the bold belief that I could sew. Tried to hot-glue broken Christmas lights onto an old prom dress. Shocked I still have eyebrows. MyDrunkenStar - Vicky - Drunk Fashion Show

The cue was “Heads Will Roll” by Yeah Yeah Yeahs. I strutted out like I was on Paris Fashion Week… until my left heel found a beer puddle. Did I fall? Yes. Did I turn it into a dramatic floor-crawl? Also yes. Someone threw a dollar at me. I ate it. Not the dollar—the floor. Again. If you’re gonna wear stilettos while three sheets

Lost one shoe. Found it in the punch bowl. My outfit is now 60% sequins, 40% shame. Photo evidence attached (please ignore the ketchup stain – that’s “editorial”). Started with two vodka sodas and the bold

10/10 would black out and catwalk again. Shoutout to the stranger who held my hair back and told me I looked “fierce.” You’re a real one.