“She rang the bell at 7 a.m., held up a 14-inch purple object, and said, ‘Young man, I believe you dropped your back massager ,’” Josh recounted, still red-faced. “I wanted to die. My roommate heard everything.”
“I’ve survived shingles, two tax audits, and a possum in the crawlspace,” she said. “This is just another Tuesday in Maple Grove. But if anyone asks, the trowel is for weeding .” Mrs Doe And The Dildo Depot
The Maple Grove Police briefly investigated a noise complaint—someone reported “strange rhythmic buzzing” from Mrs. Doe’s garden shed. She explained she was “testing the durability of the trowel on some stubborn dandelions.” Case closed. “She rang the bell at 7 a
She traced the order number to a “J. Thunderbottom” at an address three streets over. Armed with a single oven mitt (for “grip purposes”) and a reusable tote bag, she marched to the home of 24-year-old software engineer Josh Thunderbottom. “This is just another Tuesday in Maple Grove
“She rang the bell at 7 a.m., held up a 14-inch purple object, and said, ‘Young man, I believe you dropped your back massager ,’” Josh recounted, still red-faced. “I wanted to die. My roommate heard everything.”
“I’ve survived shingles, two tax audits, and a possum in the crawlspace,” she said. “This is just another Tuesday in Maple Grove. But if anyone asks, the trowel is for weeding .”
The Maple Grove Police briefly investigated a noise complaint—someone reported “strange rhythmic buzzing” from Mrs. Doe’s garden shed. She explained she was “testing the durability of the trowel on some stubborn dandelions.” Case closed.
She traced the order number to a “J. Thunderbottom” at an address three streets over. Armed with a single oven mitt (for “grip purposes”) and a reusable tote bag, she marched to the home of 24-year-old software engineer Josh Thunderbottom.