Lila Joule sat at the head of the table, a string of real pearls resting against her cashmere turtleneck. She was the family’s unspoken matriarch of disaster, a woman who could weaponize a compliment about the roast beef. Her son, Mark, was already on his third scotch. His wife, Chloe, was trying to stop their toddler from launching a Brussels sprout into the crystal chandelier. And Mark’s sister, Serena, was glaring at her phone, freshly dumped and radiating bitter, peppermint-scented fury.
“And now,” Cora murmured, the pendulum coming to a stop in her palm, “when I count down from three to one, you will all feel a deep, abiding sense of peace. The perfect, simple peace of a silent night. No arguments. No resentments. Just the quiet joy of being together. Three… two… one.” Mistress Of Hypnosis Holidazed
She kissed her aunt on the cheek and walked out into the snowy night, the Mistress of Hypnosis, already looking forward to the New Year’s Eve party. She’d heard Uncle Paul had a bit of a rage problem with the champagne cork. Lila Joule sat at the head of the
That would be fun to untangle.
Dinner was, predictably, a car crash. Lila praised Serena’s ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend’s Instagram. Mark accused Chloe of burning the yams (she hadn’t; he was just drunk). The toddler, Leo, began a sustained, high-decibel meltdown because his mashed potatoes were “too lumpy.” His wife, Chloe, was trying to stop their
And then there was Cora.