Misadventures Megaboob Manor -

Your “enhancement elixirs” have turned my wife into a woman of… unprecedented frontage! She can’t fit through the door!

Alistair’s tiny Fiat sputters up a gravel drive. He sees the manor for the first time. He takes off his glasses. Wipes them. Puts them back. The two giant domed towers loom against a blood-red sunset. He whispers: “It’s… perfectly balanced. Neo-Palladian with… late-stage Rococo protuberances.” misadventures megaboob manor

Smash it! Quick!