He sang about the bride in white. He was not singing to the TV. He was singing to the framed photograph on the sideboard: Greta in 1972, at their wedding, before the factory closed, before the cancer, before the quiet.
The opening MIDI chords of by Roy Black began. It was not an orchestra. It was a synthetic approximation of one: a brassy, tinny trumpet that beeped instead of breathed, a drum machine that went dut-dut-dut-cha , and a string pad that sounded like a choir of vacuum cleaners. It was, by any musical standard, terrible.
The MIDI strings swelled— bleep-bleep-bloop —and for one hallucinatory moment, the synthetic imperfection became a kind of truth. The beeps were not fake. They were digital tears . The machine could not feel, but the man could, and the machine carried his feeling like a cheap, plastic bucket carries water from a deep well.
HERR WAGNER, 67, retired machinist. His wife, Greta, died six months ago. Every Friday night, he sets up the karaoke machine. The plastic case of the karaoke machine was the color of old teeth. Herr Wagner sat on the edge of the plaid sofa, the remote control in his hand heavier than a machined steel bolt. On the TV screen, a pixelated animation of a Rhein river scrolled by: green triangles for trees, a blue squiggle for water, a white dot for a steamship.
He lifted the microphone. It smelled of old plastic and his wife's cherry lip balm, which had somehow soaked into the foam over thirty years of use. He took a breath.
In the kitchen, a timer went off. It was the potato soup. Greta's recipe. He ignored it. He finished the song. The MIDI track played a final, triumphant, synthesized chord that faded into a click. The TV screen displayed a score: . "Nicht gut."