The .NET Framework felt a flicker of what humans might call dread. It had seen names like that before. They never ended well.
"There's a message in the crash dump. It's not an error. It's… a signature. Look." Microsoft .NET Framework v4.0.30319.1
Then the Framework did something no one had designed it to do. It remembered . Microsoft .NET Framework v4.0.30319.1
By 7:00 AM, 47,000 retired transit workers in Ohio received checks for either $0.01 or $8.4 million. No one could tell which was correct. Microsoft .NET Framework v4.0.30319.1