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Now? Entertainment is curation.

Let’s clear something up right now.

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Your lifestyle is the container for your joy. If the container is cracked, dump it out.

If you are new here, I am Fanny. I have crow’s feet from laughing at men who took themselves too seriously. I have a credit score that intimidates my nephews. And I have a Saturday night schedule that would exhaust my 25-year-old self. Life is not slowing down

Let’s talk about Entertainment: The Art of the Selective Yes In our 20s, entertainment meant FOMO. It meant standing in freezing lines for a club with a sticky floor, drinking something that tasted like battery acid, just to say you were there.