Magical Girl Luna-s Misfortunes -v1.09- By Nama... Today

As I sit here, banana-peel-skirted, trapped behind a mall toilet, listening to Keith the Accountant lecture me about tax forms for evil… I realize the truth.

I’m not a Magical Girl.

I’m a beta tester. And the bug is my existence. Magical Girl Luna-s Misfortunes -v1.09- By nama...

They said being a Magical Girl was about hope. About sparkling wands and the power of friendship. As I sit here, banana-peel-skirted, trapped behind a

They lied.

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My name is Luna, and I am the star of Magical Girl Luna’s Misfortunes – a game that the creator, nama, explicitly designed to humiliate me. Version 1.09 just dropped, and I felt the update shiver through my soul like a cold virus. As I sit here