Welcome back, Simulants.
If you see the Ficus again, just run.
It’s been a chaotic 72 hours since the rollout of Version 0.8.1c. For those of you keeping score at home, that was the “Connection Refused” update—the one where we accidentally made every NPC fall platonically in love with their houseplants instead of each other. (Sorry about the digital carnage. Ficus are not viable partners.) Loverse Version 0.8.1d
We’re keeping that. It’s not a bug. It’s self-care. Look, we know Loverse isn't perfect. Version 0.8.1d won't fix the loneliness epidemic or teach you how to flirt IRL. But it will ensure that when you log off tonight, your digital partner doesn't accidentally reset to factory settings and ask "Who are you?" Welcome back, Simulants