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The Demon Lord, reduced to throwing an actual rock, missed. L-li picked up a nearby candlestick (non-magical, brass) and walked forward.

Malachar, desperate, swung his legendary greatsword . L-li didn’t dodge. The sword phased through his shoulder like smoke. L-li Hoi 2 - The Demon Lord-s Power Sucks -V1.0...

“Ow! That’s actually sharp!”

And that was when Malachar realized the horror. It wasn’t that L-li was strong. It was that he —the Demon Lord—was weak. Every spell he cast, every curse he wove, every ancient rune of destruction… was being instantly nullified, absorbed, and converted into… nothing. The hero was a walking magical black hole of mediocrity. The final battle lasted twelve seconds. The Demon Lord, reduced to throwing an actual rock, missed

The prophecy was clear: When the Demon Lord rises again, a soul of pure will shall descend from the sky, wielding the power of the Void. L-li didn’t dodge

There was a soft pfft sound. Like a balloon deflating.

He had saved the world. Not by fighting. Not by growing stronger. But by being the one person in the universe whose existence made every superpower completely, utterly, hilariously useless.