Kono Subarashii Sekai Ni | Shukufuku Wo

So much for plan A.

Kazuma, lounging in the corner with a stolen (gifted? borrowed?) blanket, didn’t look up from his self-help book, “How to Retire Rich Without Dying First.” “You’re washing dishes. With holy water. That’s like using a legendary sword to chop vegetables.” Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo

“A cabbage is not pudding!” the three girls shouted in unison. So much for plan A

Then, a soft tap on his shoulder.

They stood in the town square. A cheerful, rotund merchant in a clean apron was indeed selling small, golden cups of pudding. The sign read: “Eris Pudding: So heavenly, you’ll thank your goddess!” With holy water

Kazuma looked from Aqua’s teary rage, to Megumin’s obsessive glint, to Darkness’s flushed anticipation (she was probably imagining being force-fed pudding while being verbally abused). He knew this fight was lost.

“You’re welcome,” she said, her eyes twinkling. “The cost is 3,000 eris. Plus a door replacement fee.”