Seemore: Jenny

Here’s a satirical feature profile written in the style of a human-interest or pop-culture magazine piece. By Staff Writer

She didn’t write that one. A 19-year-old in Nebraska did. jenny seemore

“It’s a curse and a gift,” Seemore laughs, sliding a coffee across the table at a diner in her hometown of Normal, Illinois. “In third grade, the substitute teacher would read the roster, pause, and just whisper ‘ nice .’ By high school, the boys’ basketball team had a chant. I’ve heard every variation of ‘I’d like to see more of Jenny Seemore’ since I had braces.” Here’s a satirical feature profile written in the