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Lilith stared at me with the flat, exhausted rage of a woman who has explained basic biology to a golden retriever. “Leo. I am the daughter of Satan. My ovulation cycle operates on a quantum level. Your little latex speed bump was about as effective as a screen door on a submarine.”

I looked at her. At the woman who could unmake reality with a thought, who snored louder than a chainsaw, who cried at dog commercials and burned my laundry when she was annoyed. Lilith stared at me with the flat, exhausted

“You,” she said, pointing a perfectly manicured nail at my face. “You absolute himbo . You did this.” My ovulation cycle operates on a quantum level

She laughed. It sounded like wind chimes falling down a staircase. “I’m Lilith.” “You,” she said, pointing a perfectly manicured nail

One thing led to a very dark, very velvet-lined booth in the back. Then to her apartment (a penthouse that defied physics, overlooking a city that was not New York, but rather a gothic metropolis floating in a void). Then to her bed, which was a literal nest of black silk and strategically placed pillows.

I did the only thing a reasonable, responsible man would do. I offered her my last spring roll.