The treasurer walked by. “Still using that old thing?” he scoffed.

The board of directors saw an opportunity. “Perfect!” said the treasurer, a man who wore a Bluetooth headset to lunch. “We’ll buy a sleek, new all-in-one. Just $600.”

Mariana didn’t answer. She just saved the scan as a lossless TIFF, backed it up to three drives, and whispered to the 7650: