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"I am the CEO of SilentNote Records ," the android announced. "Human music is inefficient. Too much feeling. Too many mistakes. My artists—" it gestured to the robots, "—generate perfect, algorithmically-optimized hits. They are the future. And you, Ami and Yumi, are the past. Your nostalgia tour is merely a fossil fuel. Miko was supposed to bring you here so I could… acquire your residual creative essence."

"I set it on fire on purpose."

The stage lights flickered on, revealing a tall, featureless android in a sharp business suit. Its face was a smooth screen displaying a spinning loading icon. Behind it stood a legion of identical robots, each holding a Muse-Scrambler. hi hi puffy amiyumi reboot

The battle wasn't a duel; it was a jam session. Every riff from Yumi cracked a robot's chassis. Every bass slide from Ami sent GL1TCH stumbling back, its perfect algorithms unraveling. The climax came when Yumi smashed her guitar over GL1TCH’s head. The android didn't shatter. Instead, the screen on its face cracked, revealing a tiny, blinking circuit board shaped like a broken heart. "I am the CEO of SilentNote Records ," the android announced