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And Harry, literally me rn: CHAPTER 2: Diagon Alley – the ultimate aesthetic glow-up

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Diagon Alley is giving main character energy. Harry goes from wearing Dudley’s trash fits (so not it) to custom robes. Wand chooses him – obvi, that’s demure, mindful, very cutesy. And Harry, literally me rn: CHAPTER 2: Diagon

Hogwarts is literally a dark academia dream. But let’s be real – the safety protocols? A joke. Stairs move randomly. A three-headed dog just… chills in the corridor. The Forbidden Forest is RIGHT THERE. Hogwarts is literally a dark academia dream

Then out of nowhere, Hagrid (an absolute green flag, chaotic good, would die for him) pulls up like: “You’re a wizard, Harry.”

He Who Must Not Be Named? More like He Who Must Not Get a Blue Tick. Bro has no nose, 0 empathy, and a Horcrux collection that screams “I’m not like other dark lords.”

Harry – main character syndrome (derogatory? endearing? both). He has 0 rizz with Cho Chang but could defeat Voldemort at 11. Priorities? None.