Alena jumped. No one was there. The lab was empty. Then her monitor flickered. The EndNote window glitched, and a new field appeared: . In gray, monospaced font, the words typed themselves:
She clicked . She named it “Angewandte – Full Gaussian Hell.”
Hammond leaned closer. “Delete the period after ‘al’ in the citation. The journal wants a comma. And for God’s sake, make sure you cited the Revision . If you used D.01 but cite A.02, your work is fraudulent.” gaussian 09 citation endnote
Her advisor, a gruff physical chemist named Professor Hammond, had one unbreakable rule: “If you used Gaussian 09, you cite it properly. Not the manual. The primary literature. And it goes into EndNote perfectly, or I will print your .log files and eat them.”
Just then, Professor Hammond walked by, holding a printed .log file. He glanced at her screen. Alena jumped
She sighed. “Fine.” She typed all 23 names manually.
She clicked save. A green checkmark appeared. Relief washed over her. She returned to her Word document. She clicked and selected her new entry. Then her monitor flickered
“Do not truncate the authors of Gaussian 09. The et al. is a lie.”