Drarry Crack -

Harry and Draco never had a normal adolescence. Crack gives them that. When they are forced to compete in a wizarding version of The Great British Bake Off while handcuffed together, they are finally acting like the stupid, competitive, emotionally constipated teenagers they were denied being.

Because in a universe where a boy with a scar and a boy with a sneer were destined to orbit each other like twin suns, the most revolutionary act of all might not be forgiveness or redemption. Drarry Crack

It might be a food fight in the Great Hall. With self-aware pudding. Harry and Draco never had a normal adolescence