On one hand, skipping "Demolition Man" was an act of self-care. It preserved our sanity, our furniture, and our relationship with the X button.
By using the "Download Skip," we became ghosts in our own game. We got the jetpack. We got the girl (or the casino). But we never earned the right to hate Zero.
Did we really win?
Let’s talk about the most powerful cheat code Rockstar never officially gave us:
If you played Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas on the original PlayStation 2, you remember the pain. The specific pain of failing "Supply Lines" (the RC plane mission) for the 47th time. Or the rage-quit inducing horror of "Wrong Side of the Tracks" where Big Smoke’s aim is somehow worse than a stormtrooper’s.