Diary Of Eating Straights 27 -

— The Connoisseur

Bon appétit.

Entry 27

The target was a man named Craig, mid-thirties, wearing salmon-colored shorts and boat shoes with no socks. He was complaining to his friends about his wife’s “emotional availability” while simultaneously ordering a third IPA. Deliciously unaware. diary of eating straights 27

Tomorrow, brunch with a man named Kevin who just bought a boat. — The Connoisseur Bon appétit