You are one of them.
But you are a newcomer . You are clumsy. You overfeed. Corporate Slave Succubus- Survival of Newcomer ...
Lesson one: Sustainability. The best prey is the one who shows up tomorrow, slightly more hollow, and thanks you for the opportunity. You are one of them
On day 91, Grenda hands you a “Meets Expectations.” It is a death sentence dressed as a participation trophy. But you smile, because you are still here. The horns are now just a dull ache. The tail is just a frayed cord. And as you walk back to your cubicle, past the slumped figures of your colleagues, you realize something terrible and liberating. You overfeed
Do not volunteer. The holiday party is a trap. The eggnog is laced with false hope, and the karaoke machine is a soul-binding contract.