Brazzers Got Back -

(parody name) strides in. He’s wearing sunglasses indoors. His jeans are audibly stressed.

(leaning against the copier, which starts printing by itself) The real question, Janet… is your bandwidth ready for two?

Brazzers got back.

Chad? You quit. You said you were “pursuing crypto and spiritual tantra.”

BRAZZERS GOT BACK Coming this Fall to a browser you clear every night. brazzers got back

Low bass thrum. A door creaks.

Miss me?

(removes glasses slowly) …I’ll call the plumber.