"Apna number pehle sudhaar. Tera brain ‘out of order’ ka board laga ke baitha hai." (Fix your own number first. Your brain’s sitting with an ‘out of order’ sign.) [SCENE: TEA STALL. TEJA (SHEKHAR SUMAN) ENTERS WITH STYLE.]
(to himself, flexing): "Aaya hoon, kuch toh leke aaya hoon... credit card leke aaya hoon — kisi aur ka." (I’ve arrived, and I’ve brought something... a credit card — someone else’s.) andaz apna apna subtitles
"Tera dil toh skip nahi karta — full dhakka maarta hai." (Your heart doesn’t skip — it gives a full push.) [SCENE: FINAL PUNCHLINE TONE — ANY CHARACTER] "Apna number pehle sudhaar